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Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
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I LOOK AT THE BARTENDER LIKE
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Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
i’m crying.
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Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
Hobbes: How so?
Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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