tatted-zombie1340:

Since everyone is taking it down heres a good quality deadpool leak ♡ (I hope it uploads right)

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schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

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theawesomesauce93:

scribble-scratch:

My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.

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itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

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new york. june, 2014.

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luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

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Why yes, Plus Size Brand, I would love to buy a shapeless white tshirt with some huge lettering and an animal print.
no plus size person ever (via femmadilemma)

"Such fine quality, and only $30! What a deal!"
- an additional zero people

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Spectacular, spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Could describe this great event
You’ll be dumb with wonderment!

(Source: theworldofcinema)

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